Mw

Mw means ‘mate way’. It’s to say that they want all genders to answer a ‘relationship-type question’. It’s mostly used on Snapchat.

Jake: ‘puts a poll on his snap story, which has a title of mw and the answers of ❤️or 👎’

Sandra: ‘answers Jake’s snap story poll with ❤️’

Jake: ’knows Sandra likes him as a friend’

Garstang town

Garstang is a town near morecambre and just outside of Lancaster. The canal streams through like wind and it’s a beautiful town. People fondly live in caravans there, and I don’t blame them. Except from having to scrape poo out of the portable toilet.

John: yo ima go garstang town.
Mike: why?
John: why not?
Mike: fair enough