822

If 411 is information, then too much information is 822.

"So, I was at the mall and this guy got sick at the food court and he threw up over this little old lady with a walker, then this kid saw the puke and he threw up all over his baby brother and..."
"Whoah man, like 822."

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procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

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joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.

Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.

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tmmlmb

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.

"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"

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Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

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shagging

As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging.

I know what it means in Britain, I've been living here the past 10 years!

It's snowing, lets go shagging!

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rock the bathroom

To take a monster dump

Time to rock the bathroom, tape the simpsons, this is gonna take awhile...

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