jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.

What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!

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stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

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Hizzos

Whores, Sluts, Prostitutes, etc.

Where are my hizzos at!?

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Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

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bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

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taub

dumb ass who fucks shit up

you fixed that like a taub

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Merry

The stage inbetween Tipsy and Bladdered.

Im not pissed, im just merry!

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