The popcorn maker

When you stick popcorn kernels in a girls pussy and then fuck her to make enough friction and heat to pop the kernels.

We gave our kids a snack after we used the popcorn maker
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The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.

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Candle dick

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

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jizz face limey

It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.

Every one in Great Britain except Tony Blair, is a Jizz Face Limey.

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Jap Slap

To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)

Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.

"When Alex wasnt looking I Jap slapped him right in the back of the head"

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Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.

Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.

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blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

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Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

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