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MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.

Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

30πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


cock-o-matic

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.

I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008


volleyball

A series of events where a bunch of girls bend over in really tight shorts. In most cases, they are usually horny athletes.

God, volleyball is the best sport ever.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

37πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


gila mac

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


BOSS

Acronym for big oversized semen shooter.

Man, my BOSS is an asshole.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž