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What is better than 'wonderful' ? Two-derful
I am having a two-derful day !
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What is better than wonderful ? twoderful !
WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!
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Arfritis is a disease that causes swelling of the muscles, and joints in older dogs.
I have an older dog, who has trouble getting to her feet sometimes. I believe she is suffering from a bad case of Arfritis
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The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.
When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.
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Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
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Fear of a bad neighborhood.
I cant go into that hood, I have ghettophobia.
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