Hunter Biden

Member of the Lucky Sperm Club via father Joe Biden. Interests include abstract art, overseas business dealings, gifts for women, nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac, pre-trial interventions, chaos, and rehab.

“Judge rules Hunter Biden is dad of child fathered with ex-stripper”

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Everyone Loves It

A concept, person or experience with near universal favorability. Examples include an open bar, Mr. Rogers, and blankets straight from the dryer. If you don’t love it, you don’t love yourself.

“Want to watch a baby panda ride a bike?”
“Everyone loves it”

**Can also be used apropos of nothing, effectively replacing a standard greeting or any recognized form of social interaction.
“How are you?”
“Everyone loves it”

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Greg Norman

Australian entrepreneur and retired professional golfer, known as the Great White Shark. Since November 2020, better known for taking his doNg for a walk on a Florida beach, wearing shorts with Budgie Smuggler properties.

Choked at the 1996 Masters, unbothered, now has a shitload of businesses and inspires penis envy and respect.

"Greg Norman instagrammed his beach outfit again”
“That’s not a knife”