Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

Instagran

A fossil or boomer trying use Instagram

That’s not how you do a reel you instagran

Cuntinuity

The unbroken succession of managerial cunts in every business.

The cuntinuity planning here at Wenham Hogg is second to none. One management cunt after another. It never ends.