Troglodyte

Pronounced -trog low dite- used to describe a hideous woman usually seen at the end of the night hanging round kebab houses looking for a cock to ride. Like a sucubus but more grotesque.

Woke up next to a right troglodyte this morning I'll never do 9 jaeger bombs in a row again.

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Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

Pissweasel

Someone whose distrustful. Usually sly and underhanded. Has tendencies to be a snitch.

Cant believe that pissweasel sold us those fake tickets