boning

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a hole of some sort (usually a vagina but can be an asshole sometime (if your gay)).

1. Mr Laporta has trouble boning the girl he met at the mall.
2. Stop boning each other.

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Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

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