Me: Hey, I saw you with that girl last night, she looks dead today
Will: Oh yeah, I was on Jorri Duty
*high five occurs between "Me" and "Will"*
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A mixed drink consisting of the blue Faygo soda and a couple shots of vodka.
Me: "Hey Rocco, I've had like ten shots, what are you drinking?"
Rocco: "Oh, just sipping on some Faggot Juice."
Me: "Aw man, that Faygo won't do you any good."
19👍 5👎