'd

Suffix used for abbreviations that lamers tend to stick onto full words for absolutely no reason.

Don't use "'d" incorrectly. It'll only make you look like a n00b.

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Firefox

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Firefox is secure and standards compliant. Internet Explorer has security holes and poor standards support.

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's

Added to the end of a word to make a singular possesive (or sometimes a plural possesive with words whose plurals do not end with S, such as people) or a contraction with "is" or "has". Poorly-educated people/foreigners tend to use it for plurals and verbs, but that usage is incorrect.

-Correct-
Bob's cat is black.
Bob's going to the store.
Bob's gone to the store to get his cat some food.
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-Incorrect-
Cat's are fluffy animals.
Bob has a cat that overeat's.

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Coach Zee

An older spelling of Coach Z.

Coach Zee didn't know where Homestar's hat was.

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spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

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Your Base

All of these are belong to CATS.

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us!! You are on the way to destruction.

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Internet Explorer

A browser that while popular, has many security holes. It also has poor support of today's standards, and has a dangerous feature called ActiveX that can be used to install programs harmful to computers.

Still using Internet Explorer? I suggest switching to a Mozilla-based browser, Opera, or another alternate browser.

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