hoegully

The gully between a hoes legs with reference to lady parts.

How much to check out your hoegully?

Purple dome

The deeper coloured head of an erect penis. Domed like darth vaders helmet.

I'm going to polish my purple dome. wank.

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

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