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When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
Where a man creates a flesh wound and uses it for sexual pleasures
I saw a hooker od'ing and made my own goreyhole and smashed it till I came
When a person creates a flesh wound for his/her personal pleasure till they are satisfied
Took this hooker home the other night made a goreyhole outta her ass cheek and now I don't have to worry about unwanted kids
When a man shits inside of a women's vagina and then cums inside of her right after and then mixes it up with his penis and then proceeds to eat her out
Made some fresh lady biscuit gravy last night with my ol'lady mmm mm bon appetit
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When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube
I love anal but only with God's lube.
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The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter
I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices
That feeling you get when someone cheats you on a handshake and crushes your hand.
I saw my long lost friend and shook my hand and now I feel like a fággÅt .