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Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
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This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.
"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"
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Similar to a Cum Rag. A fuck flannel may not infact be a flannel, it is purely an amount of cloth used to clean up male ejaculate.
"Hey stop wiping that on my curtains! Use your Fuck Flannel!"
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The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"
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