turbo shandy

half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered

can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)

doobage

weed, gear, grass, skunk, wacky backy, stuff

a.lets go smoke some doobage
b.im picking up the doobage tonight
c.there is a man hair in my doobage