Mountain Jew

The Mountain Jew is a small, almost human creature which vaguely resembles a cross between a goat and a human Jew. It dwells in the rocky mountain outcrops of the Himalayas. They are widely renound for the fluid they create which is drained and sold as a popular soft drink. This drink is commonly known as Mountain Dew and is most commonly found in the USA.

"That darn Mountain Jew took my gold. Them darn mountain Jews are a manky pest..."

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