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Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie April 27, 2018


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You've searched every single combination you could think of. You're stumped. "How could I have been so foolish?" you ask yourself. But then, it hits you. "What if I combine all of them?" You rush to search for it, praying that no other has made a claim to this brilliant idea. Your heart sinks, deep into your stomach. Deeper than you've ever had felt before. You've sitnessed this entry, and you're devistated. Where to now? There's no point, not if you can't have some semblance of originality. You realize it's time. That night, with yourself strung up and chair under feet, you finally end it all. But, those last few seconds of life between the chair being knocked over and your death you realize that you could have just put the combinations in a different order.

Everything's taken, how could this be? Wait, what about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqsefthukpzdcgbjmpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqmsnebrvtcyxuziaospd? Surely no other has been stuck with such a brilliant idea!

by Gay Ass Jimmie April 21, 2018

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