Beast

Something that is very good, has exceptional qualities, is very large or just generally something that makes life more entertaining that the utter wank that it normally is.

'That is a beast' or 'what a beast'

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Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

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