The fear of caterpillars crawling up your little, tight asshole.
Guy #1: Dude i cant this off my mind.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: I have to tell you. I have Eterucareptansauteminimastrictanoestaphobia
The fear of tiny people crawling up your leg.
Guy #1: Dude whats your greatest fear?
Guy #2: Homuncionesereptancrunoctisaphobia... Its weird i know.
The fear of tiny people crawling up your leg at night.
Guy #1: Dude whats your greatest fear?
Guy #2: Homuncionesereptancrunoctisaphobia... Its weird i know.
Trump Sandwich; noun: Someone who makes up a lot of bullshit, and is full of bologna
P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free
P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.
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