Sassafrass

An extremely sassy person who isn't afraid to speak their mind. A smart-ass.

GIRL: Lani, you're so sassy with our history teacher!
LANI: Nahh, I'm just a sassafrass.

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Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

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Common Sense

When someone can solve a problem by just using the brains in their head and putting two and two together. Since not many people now a days can have this ability, it is more of less a superpower.

"Woah, you used common sense? You must be like freaking batman! :o"

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Nutella

1) A delicious chocolate hazelnut spread that you can put on almost everything: bread, crackers, buttered toast, un-buttered toast, etc. You can even substitute it for jelly in a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and make a peanut-butter and nutella sandwich! (It kind of tastes like a reeses peanut butter cup) YUM!

GIRL: Nutella is my life. I have it every morning for breakfast.
GIRL 2: Oh my gosh, me too! I put it in milkshake yesterday, and it was so yummy!
GIRL: Did it bring all the boys to the yard? ;)
GIRL 2: Of course! It's nutella!

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