Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

Polanding

The act of finding the flag of Poland in various images, places, things, and objects

“Dude, do you want to go polanding with me around the city?”
“Is this for a TikTok?”
“.........no?”