rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.

Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.

Boggershit

The remanence of one’s nose picking coated with the fecal matter from the same person. Snobby and shitty individual.

Man I hate it when John and Sarah bring their kids and they let the kids do whatever they want. Those two are a bunch of boggershits.