When a girl "does it like a boy" and makes a guy wonder which planet he is on.
On a first date,
Boy: I'll pay.
Girl: How about I pay today, and you pay next time.
Boy: I think I just got chicked.
Boy: Let's go out sometime and watch a movie!
Girl: OK! I'll call you...
Boy after girl walking away: You don't even have my number! Damn, I got chicked again!
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