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To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.
Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!
When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.
Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.
Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!
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When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
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A fat girlâs sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then letâs some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?
Scott: Oh, just eatinâ the ole Jalama Burger
The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.
Joe: Iâm gonna tread on your anus, Gruntstyle!
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A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesnât bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!