loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

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oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

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pohm

The correct way to say Pom or pomme or pommy...both of which the Australians use to describe english people. Which is entirely inaccurate in itself because POHm means prisoner of her majesty and we all know that originally the aussies were the convicts britain didnt want any more. So its rather an ironic word for them to use...pohm is what we should be calling them, but we are far too cultured for that so they may remain those aussie bastards :D

Just kidding guys :)

Australian : We just kicked those pohm arses at cricket
Englishman : Bugger off

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event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.

Teal'c watch out for the event horizon

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Git

All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.

"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"

"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."

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shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

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roost

To get up and leave.

"Are we roosing to another pub?"

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