nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

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cabana boy

a little boy who is a joe who lives in the carabian working in a bar serving malabu.

see monley island 3

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smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

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stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

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fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

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coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

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social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

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