lacking

Playing video games when they are supposed to be working; slacking

background: my classmates and I would say "caught lacking" and the word stuck

Stop lacking during class!

Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

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When you’re in online class and your about to die of boredom
Usually type it in your google searchbar

Mom: lemme check ur search history
Me: nooooooooooooooooooooo
My search history:
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N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

Laundry Detergent

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.

I like American football
Idk what to put