G.dons

Mainly 15 year olds, who listen to Stormzy once or twice and then believe they're one from MS-16. Makes TikTok's (Musically's) in their spare time. Usually calls themselves Blade Palmer.

Person 1:Oi bruv have you seen the new g.dons Tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah mate made me commit a Sharon Reed

Shaggy

A type of teacher that tends to get emotionally disturbed by a lot of things. Also more likely to jump out of a window than others. Hobbies include grooming black cats, smoking weed and crying to themselves about anything. Aged 50-54, they tend to live in shared apartments with other teachers in Hove

Person 1: Oi Bruv did you see that kid do a Shaggy
Person 2: Oh shit, I hope he survives

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