Dirty Hippo

Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.

Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.

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typing of the dead

A spin-off version of the video game, House of the Dead. Instead of using the traditional gun to shoot zombies, you are to use a keyboard to help practice your WPM (words per minute).

This version removes most of the scary elements, and replaced it with humor. (The main characters carry a Dreamcast on their back). Zombies throw spatulas instead of axes.

Newbie Gamer: I need to learn how to type because I suck.
Shop Employee: Assuming you play games, why don't you try the "Typing of the Dead?" Guarenteed to help you type faster and tear zombie ass at the same time!

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Game Crazy

A store devoted to selling video games, consoles, and accessories. Usually found next to a Hollywood Video, Game Crazy sells XBox, Playstation 2, Gamecube, Gameboy Advance, and Nintendo DS games, and will even do trade-ins. It also sometimes offers promotions or competitions.

Similar to GameStop, it may be managed by asshole employees who don't know anything about games, and may have a female employee in there for no apparent reason. But, of course, that depends on which Game Crazy you shop in, as some manage their stores better than others.

Guy 1: Yo dude, wanna head over to GameStop so we can grab a copy of San Andreas?
Guy 2: Nah man, GameStop sucks, let's go to Game Crazy.
Guy 1: Alright, but let's go to the one in the other city, the Game Crazy in this city has this one guy who doesn't know a damn thing about games.

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VisionTek

A mediocre company that manufactures graphics cards that are (now) powered by ATi. For people who are concerned with their budget but need entry-level gaming performance.

"I bought one from VisionTek, and now I can run Postal 2! Now I get to shoot all these foo's in they head!"

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That's a Rip

A rip is when someone says or does something that turns out to be wrong. When they do, you can say "That's a rip."

Depending on how it works in your area, you can also inflict pain to the people who got ripped.

Joe: John's in the steakhouse, I swear!
*John walks out of a supermarket*
David: ...That's a rip.

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G-Shock

A watch brand by Casio, designed to be a tough, resistant watch.

Certain Some features of the watches might be: Low power indicator, digital/analog, water resistance up to 200 meters, alarm, stopwatch, tough solar/10 year battery, databank pages, atomic clock, world time, and/or a countdown timer, but not without a price; G-Shock watches start at $51 retail.

All of these are recommended for a Male gender (as rated by Casio), so if you're girl, consider Baby-G.

With over 50 kinds of watches, you can't go wrong with a G-Shock.

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wall of text

A piece of writing that does not use proper grammar and generally looks like a giant essay with 20 to 400 sentences without using paragraphs or any bit of spacing at all.

John writes: i am good in english, i try my best in doing what i do what i think is best and that im pretty intelligent when it comes to doing this. to be honest its not that hard but i find it easier for me to just write it like this, and i hope it can be easy for people to read this too. i like writing about stuff. i like chicken. i like food. i like eating. eating is great. blah blah blah blah blah. i am awesome. i am cool. i believe im awesome and cool. isnt that awesome and cool?????

Stan writes: WALL OF TEXT

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