Chest Wig

A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.

Shawn's chest wig was pokin' out of his shirt, and I was like "damn playa.... shave that shit, you gots crumbs in it"

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