twitivate

to titivate your status on Twitter by getting celebrities to follow you.

I busted my ass to twitivate but upped my Twitter cred by adding @guykawasaki, @THE_REAL_SHAQ, @kevinrose, @britneyspears, @scobleizer, @lancearmstrong, and @darthvader as followers!

Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

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twuat

to register numerous Twitter accounts to reserve popular names. Like domain squatting but for Twitter.

I just twuatted @united @unitedairlines @apple @google. They've been pwned!

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fauxcast

a completely inaccurate weather forecast

Isn't there a flash flood advisory for the entire county? It's absolutely gorgeous weather outside! Must be the weatherologist gave a fauxcast.

twestimonial

Time is precious and who has time to read long reviews? Get right to the point with Twitter-sized testimonials that tell it like it is.

Did you see my twestimonial giving props to Chris Pirillo? @chrispirillo is the geek's geek who pwns all of nerdom. He's the mayor of #awesometown!