lazybian

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.

She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.

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fuck me in the heart

An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.

When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".

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gores my ox

Pissed of. Irked. To be irritated beyond belief. Shocked.

She really gores my ox. Well, if that doesn't gore her ox, I don't know what will.

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man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.

bin laden tablecloth

Briefs, cod piece, underwear, boxers, shorts.
Femme. panties, undies, g-string, manhole cover.

The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.

The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.

The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.

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Uneat

Vomit, undigest your meal.

Pull over, I think he's going to uneat his breakfast.

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trailer wailer

One who prefers anal intercourse.

Don't drop the soap, I heard he has a trailer wailer.

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