Jingle Keys

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft

"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."

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Get a towel

When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"

Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?

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