Ripshit

Insane, to go insane; crazy.

"I went all ripshit on him when he insulted me!"

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Swish-spit

Quick; on-the-double

"Get your butt over here, swish-spit!"

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Mobile

Derived from the phone service 'Virgin Mobile', used in the place of the word 'Virgin' in awkward situations. The opposite being 'immobile'.

"Patty, are...are you...mobile?"
"Well, actually, I had intercourse with Tom."
"So, I guess you're immobile then."

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Whinbloe

An elegant way to say "fart", or "let one fly". Usually said with Brittish inflection.

"Ooh, why, it seems someone just let-out a whinbloe!"

Immobile

A non-virgin. The opposite being 'mobile' (virgin), often used in awkward situations.

"So Patty, you're...immobile?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait for you forever!"

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Lozenge

Something you can suck on.

"Whoa, look at the size of his lozege!" or "I want the grape lozenge!"

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Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."