Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure
Why, that's me!
Gertrude: Hey have you looked up 742838 on urban dictionary?
Alfred: oh yea, GelatinSkeleton wrote that
You: I don't wanna do my homework so I'm finna go on urban dictionary and get a laugh *searches words until they run out and just type a random number 742838*
Some random person also procrastinating: stop procrastinating.
The most normal thing anyone said in that show
Lois:
Stewie: mother, I require sustance
the sound middle schoolers make when they wanna impress their friends by hitting that vape
bobren: yo is that a sprite cranberry vape?
garchal: yeah bro but be careful this stuff is powerful
bobren: stfu I can totally hit that
garchal: geeze okay here
bobren: HUGUAF
Jameson: hey, have you heard of nebrix?
Ronald McDonald: oh yeah, that one guy