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A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
The act of opening your partners anus, vomiting into it, then laying back and allowing your partner to anally erupt the mixture of vomit and shit all over your face
I met a girl last night, She was a crazy bitch. She wanted to give me a filthy gemma, so I left.
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To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"
Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him
Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.
Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
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The image certain, unfortunate, ladies see when they are about to preform fellatio on their ginger haired partner
Stephen. Are you feeling frisky babe
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so
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A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.
Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.
Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear
Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen
The act of inserting a carrot into ones own anus, then making your wife eat it, all while wearing a karate suit
My wife wanted to try something new last night. So I gave her the old "crazy rambo"
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