American

An adjective used to describe anything that:
a) is oil-hungry and greedy.
b) is willing to invade democratic countries and instill dictatorships to get oil.
c) Is happy to eat McDonalds for every meal
d) Never visited a foreign country and makes assumptions based off of social media.
e) wants to bomb all countries with a name ending with “stan”.
f) denies climate change, believes that the U.S. is the center of the world, that all English speaking nations are speaking “American” and/or that the Earth is flat.
g) Thinks every Muslim/ brown person wearing cloth headwear is a terrorist
h) is dreadfully ignorant.
g) that wants to elect Trump for president.

Note that Americans are not confined to the USA.

Joe: “Oh my gosh, that Russian guy is stealing our oil and trying to get Trump elected!”
Mac Donald: “Fuck! He’s such an American!”

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