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A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.
Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"
A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.
"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.
"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"