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Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.

I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.

by General Dismay December 22, 2017


Persian bath

When a group of Persian women/men lick you clean like cats.

After a long hard day I like to treat myself to a Persian bath.

by General Dismay July 7, 2015