wild bill kelso

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

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ash

1. Bad-Ass demon killer.
2. The King, Baby!

It's commonly thought that Queen originally wrote the song about Flash Gordon; however, it was originally written for the movie Evil Dead. It didn't make the final cut, however, so they re-used it.

ASH! Aah-Ah! He'll kill everyone of them!

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Flash Gordon

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.

Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

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