hobo tan

The toilet-shaped hickey you get when you sit on the toilet for two long.

I was on the toilet so long i got a really bad hobo tan.

Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

Gage

Your mental age. It can be the same as, lower, or higher than your age in years.

He is 17, but his gage is 9.

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