Chipotle Waddle

A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.

Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.

Diaperrhea

When your diaper is so full that it is leaking poop down your leg.

That babies diaper is so full and over flowing, there is diaperrhea all over the place. It's in my shoes!