Expervertly

Perverted shit done in really professional manner

Expervertly.. Like an Oscar winning porn film

Quantumplative

<adj> In reference to Thinking about the really small things

John was in a particularly quantumplative mood when he was thinking about his willy

IVS

Acronymn for Irritable Vowel Syndrome. The excessive use of vowels when expressing amazement, anguish, fear, surprise etc.
Suffered mostly by latin language speakers, symptoms include extended uterrences along the lines of "Ay yi yi yaaaai", "Gooooooooooaaaaalll", "Aieeeeeee" etc. In the animal kingdom this affliction is most suffered by cows and is manfisted mostly by extended "moooooos".

The Argentinian football commentator football commentator met the relevant IVS requirements in order to qualify for his vocation

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CryptoFOMOcation

Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets

The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000

Ragga Cookie

Closely related to Ragga Muffin, a Ragga Cookie generally goes by the first name "John" and is somewhat healthier and slimmer than a Ragga Muffin from the bush down below

'im look a propa Ragga Cookie an ting, best me greet' I'm by de name "John" aight