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A group of people who basically got the right idea comes to helping animals, yet completely shoot their own legs with a functioning replica of little boy while doing so.
Let me explain:
They try to help animals in need, and put up posters like
"Eating meat makes people impotent" or, the most retarded one of all there could possibly be:
"Stop Pokemon! We should not promote stuffing animals into small balls"
(Implying that Pokemons are a real thing and implying that the gaming community gives a damn. Which it don't. We have been accused off everything ranging from being violent to being mass rapists and far beyond.)
Actually, there is no way to use PETA in a sentence
The possibly second gay relationship in the 18th century (for the first one, see lams )
It's the relationship 'Germanys Shakespeare' Johann (Von) Goethe had with historian and playwright Friedrich (Von) Schiller, who happened to be the cutest guy in all of Germany at the time.
Within the Schoethe-Community, people often joke about Schiller liking Goethes 'Faust'.
Jimquisition Noun
A YouTube show run by Jim Sterling used to explain what's going on with Videogames/ Videogame Companies
Most consistent segment: #Fuckkonaminews, where Jim tells us how the dirty lying little fuckers over at Konami are publishing utter shyte/ mistreating their workers in the utmost way humanly possible.
(Thank God for Jim)
Random Guy:"I wasn't expecting that kind of Jimquisition!"
~FuckKonamiNews~
The ordinary position men take whenever they it down in order to NOT crush their genetalia to utter stew.
The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)
Humpback-whale(aka the typical Feminist): Oh my gosh, I saw a man manspreading on the bus and I was like Oh my god! That misogynistic bottom feeding pig! Later I went on a bus manspreading for 4 minutes straight. Hopefully I pissed some men off, because that's the sole purpose of why I was manspreading. Like OMG I feel like a serial killer now!
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The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
A Steel Boot commonly worn by 15-16th century knights
A Swedish Powermetal Band from Falun, formed in 1999
Lyrics of one of Sabatons songs(hearts of ironabout Walther Wenck):
'It's the end, the war has been lost,
Keepin' 'em safe till the river's been crossed,
Nicht Ein Schlacht,
Ein Rettungsaktion,
Holding their ground till the final platoon'
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Enemy in Dark Souls 3.
It's a community favorite due to them being strangely creepy and downright horrifying when they udder their frase: I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!"
Cathedral evangelist: "I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!!!"