Necrosexual

Being Sexually Attracted to a Necromancer.

The attraction is not based on Gender but rather the subjects ability to wield the dark art of Necromancy.

Amnirin: Did you hear about the Necromancer that came into town this morning?
Ithon: You mean the one with the cute butt?
Amnirin: That's the one! I need to wed me a Necromancer one day. I guess that makes me a Necrosexual
Ithon: Girl, Same.

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Spronkles

Spronkles, Often referred to as "Jimmies", are the oblong shaped abominations people call sprinkles.

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Not that

Spronkles are usually considered to be used as an ice cream topping, while sprinkles are for decorating baked goods

They ran out of sprinkles at the store so I had to buy these Spronkles instead

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