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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.

Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.

by Generic Kate January 17, 2015


City Hall Glazed Doughnut Hole

Felching an elected official in chambers.

To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.

by Generic Kate October 30, 2014