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A chaotic son of a bitch who decided to fuck over an entire generation of people.
Innersloth: Hey, I got this new game called amo-
Everyone: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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One hell of a dude
seriously, he takes out a fucking tank with nothing but sheer force of will, a chainsaw, and a gnome.
funniest shit I've ever seen
"Heavenly, what are you DOING?"
"I'M FINISHING THIS DAMN BIG MAC"
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1: Hey look at this cool meme, I think it's called Amogus-
2 repeatedly beat and bashed 1's skull into a fresh paste
apparently you had a momentary seizure when typing a word in this
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A mischievous, pageant trickster deity.
Loki shows up often throughout Norse mythology, usually causing problems for the Aesir but just as often helping them out.
Example: A Jotun arrives to Asgard, saying to the gods that he can build a wall around the earth in one year. As payment, he requests the sun, the moon, and Freyjas hand in marriage. But, he has this absolutely juggernaut of a horse that proves so helpful, by the end of fall, almost half the wall is already done. So Loki um... 'distracts' the horse as the form of a mare.
Also, I'm not really gay, but damn, my man looking real fine tho. and I don't just mean in the marvel films.
Odin: Great, well have the jotun distracted by your seduction plan!
Loki: What does the jotun have to do with this?
Freyja: Oh god.
The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.
Baldr: Fuck you Loki
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.