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The ancient Pagan god of mostly three main things; Thunder and/or Storms, the Sky, and Agriculture. Mostly known for protecting Asgard from the Jotnarr, Thorr(or Thur) shows up in many myths, often involving the giants. But he is most remembered by hid primary weapon, a short-handled hammer, Mjolnr.
Marvel: *Sees Thorr and other Aesir*
Also Marvel: Imma just ignore all the mythological evidence there and write down my own bullshit lore.
A chaotic son of a bitch who decided to fuck over an entire generation of people.
Innersloth: Hey, I got this new game called amo-
Everyone: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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A mischievous, pageant trickster deity.
Loki shows up often throughout Norse mythology, usually causing problems for the Aesir but just as often helping them out.
Example: A Jotun arrives to Asgard, saying to the gods that he can build a wall around the earth in one year. As payment, he requests the sun, the moon, and Freyjas hand in marriage. But, he has this absolutely juggernaut of a horse that proves so helpful, by the end of fall, almost half the wall is already done. So Loki um... 'distracts' the horse as the form of a mare.
Also, I'm not really gay, but damn, my man looking real fine tho. and I don't just mean in the marvel films.
Odin: Great, well have the jotun distracted by your seduction plan!
Loki: What does the jotun have to do with this?
Freyja: Oh god.