Bag of meat

A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.

Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.

Garp

The word garp, is a verb and expression used to describe the way someone is eating food. It correlates to how quickly one has eaten their food. It is usually followed by the word - down

“I just garped down a whole box of oatmeal”
“You gonna garp any of those won tons?”
“Think I can garp down this whole jar of peanut butter in one day?”
“Sorry I was late, I got carried away garping down a plate of pizza rolls”

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A hot potato

The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.

I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.

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Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”