The word garp, is a verb and expression used to describe the way someone is eating food. It correlates to how quickly one has eaten their food. It is usually followed by the word - down
âI just garped down a whole box of oatmealâ
âYou gonna garp any of those won tons?â
âThink I can garp down this whole jar of peanut butter in one day?â
âSorry I was late, I got carried away garping down a plate of pizza rollsâ
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The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.
I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.
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Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - âDo you have any sausage for my omelette?â
Dan says âWeâre out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.â
âWelcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?â
Girl - âMy burger is coldâ¦could you please make me a new one?â
Dan - âWeâre out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.â
A âbag of meatâ is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.
Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, Iâd rip that bag of meat.